Gold hardware - er, didn’t I own a Ibanez 1605 with Midas like hardware? Yes.
38mm nut widths - er, isn’t one of my current, go to, short scales, 38mm? Yes.
Heavy basses - hmm, what about those 3 boat anchors I owned? Um… oh yeah.
Active circuits - yeah, yeah, I know. I’m starting to see a theme.
Seems like, although there are things that don’t normally float my water bound craft, they aren’t necessary out of bounds. And there was me thinking I’m a fussy fart.