LeftyP

I agree that many modern day worship songs are a bit bland and predictable but they are there so that congregations can sing them. "When I were a lad", we sang at school assemblies and in church but fewer people are experiencing that these days. Some feel uncomfortable singing out loud in public so a simple tune is often best. I must say I'm finding the phrases; "You Are Worthy To Be Praised", "Magnify You Name" and the like appearing in more and more songs. My wife was playing through some recent releases from American churches and they were long, wandering, anthem style songs that did not catch my interest.

I've never tried to use a pick and don't even know how to hold one. Do you pluck the strings with the pointy end or the roundy end (technical terms!) I am a fingers player but I do have some inconsistancy of tone. I like a nice dull thud, via flatwounds, but sometimes a note will 'twang' for no apparant reason. It mainly happens when I use my second finger so I'm experimenting with the angle of my hand in relation to the strings. As to finger nails; mine seem to suddenly sprout overnight and I wake up looking like Edward Scissorhands!

Following on from the discussion about people turning up late and things being disorganised, yesterday's services were "interesting". The band has a quick run through of the songs at 8.45am, before the first service at 9.30am. My wife and I arrived at about 25 to 9 only to find the church closed. A key holder arrived at 8.50am as the snow began to fall. Inside we found that all the chairs had been moved around and the band's microphone and music stands pushed into a corner. It was after 9am before we could get started but with a depleted line-up. Covid had hit some band members so we were down to four people; my wife and another woman on vocals, an 80 something year old woman on piano (really lovely person but now becoming very deaf!) and me on bass. While we were running through the songs the sound guys were trying to work out why there was loud crackling noise through the monitor speaker and attempting to change a cable feeding one of our large television screens which kept flashing on and off. Pianist was a little unsure of how to start "By Faith" (Getty's song) and the vocalists couldn't hear the piano anyway! When she started the second song, "God Sits In The Highest Place", she played a rhythm similar to "If I Were A Rich Man" from Fiddler on the Roof. It wasn't how I'd been doing it but I went with the flow and we got through it. In the final song, "It Is Finished (The Messiah Dies)" the pianist dropped out of the final verse leaving just two vocals and me! Somehow it worked and we got through the two services - 9.30 & 11am - relatively well. By the time the second service started the snow was ankle deep and the congregation was down in numbers. We have two services because our church is small and there isn't room for everyone at the same time - a nice problem to have. My job was to keep everyone together so it was "hit the root note every chord, on time, and fill as necessary". I think it is easier to play in a full band where any fluffed notes can be hidden but when you are one of the few you have to get it right. Playing in church is an education. If you can play there you can play anywhere!

They are sometimes a bit OTT but they get the message across!

As a "mature" player with a bad back I'm looking for a bass made of balsa wood!

I see Amazon is making a stand against Visa for their recent increases in transaction fees. Amazon will no longer accept payment via Visa credit cards after 19th January 2022. I know of a couple of local small businesses who no longer have payment by credit card because of the fees. Let's hope Amazon can force Visa to lower its charges. Visa's value on the stock exchange dropped with the announcement.

Chain Reaction were taken over by Wiggle and I believe Wiggle are now part of some large conglomerate! Always had great service from both sites for my cycling stuff.

Amazon is my first port of call for anything I'm thinking of buying - except food. They have a huge selection on line and their delivery times are super fast - even without Prime. We have an Amazon depot just about eight miles away and I have not heard anyone who works there complain about their conditions. I first used them after a trip to London several years ago. I spotted a handy camera tripod in a shop on Tottenham Court Road but the £29.99 price tag put me off. I checked with Amazon and the identical tripod was £9.99! Guess where I bought it? Super markets saw off your individual Butcher, Fishmonger, clothing shops etc. and out of town shopping centres have hit the high street. It is the way things are. Amazon is also the shopping outlet for many small businesses who attract sales via that medium. All my Christmas shopping will be through Amazon as I hate fighting through the high street and finding a very poor selection and indifferent "assistants".

I don't understand why wood is so expensive - it does actually grow on trees! Good news that the guitars are to be made in the UK. I am getting really fed up of everything being made in the far east. All of my grandchildren's toys are made in China and trying to source any electrical gadgets not made in China is near impossible. I've just bought a new push chair for my latest grand daughter and was delighted to learn that it was made in Keighly, Yorkshire! Most of the top of the range bicycles are made in either Taiwan or China (all very well made) but I was pleased to learn that my bicycle, Italian Bianchi, will be made in Italy again from next August. I wish Chowny all the best. I had an SWB-1 for a while but had to sell it because of my back problems. The bass was just a little too heavy for comfort. So, if they can lighten them a bit (Alder wood is lighter) and get the neck dive sorted I would certainly be interested in a Made in UK bass - in natural wood - not painted, and with black hardware.

*In April 2021 we moved from Hebden Bridge in Yorkshire to Shropshire for family reasons.

This is brilliant news! Their hologram tour looks amazing from a YouTube feature. ABBA were, and still, are one of the biggest pop groups ever and I don't think they made a bad record. The first two new tracks are number 1 and 2 in the download chart (whatever that is) and blow all the current formulaic chart offerings out of the water. This 70 year old bass player is a very happy bunny to know they are back!

I don't know why but I love this song. I need therapy!

The problem with these videos of 'Mega Church concerts' is they have more people on stage than most British churches have in their congregations. When you have a huge gospel choir and, in some cases, professional musicians, you can make any worship song sound great. Transfer that song to a small church with a handful of part time musicians who only get to run through the songs about 45 minutes before the service begins and it will sound very different.

Although I've been playing in church over recent weeks the congregation has not been allowed to sing. I have missed the singing so much. Today was the first time congregations could sing again and the attached video is of Keswick Convention this morning. Keswick is only 45 minutes drive from my home and I love attending the convention but for various family reasons I am watching it on line. When they started singing "Great is Thy Faithfulness" I joined in but after the first line, I completely choked up and cried. It's so good to be able to praise out loud again.

A truly wonderful lady. I had the pleasure of seeing her at Newcastle City Hall when she was part of Fotheringay. It was a magical night.

Most of my pet peeves have been covered but people who talk all through the gig and are obsessed with their 'phones is very distracting. I have been to some country music gigs where people sit around tables, with their backs to the stage, chatting and laughing out loud during the performance. One chap even walked in front of the singer, stopped in front of her and shouted to his friend, "Was it a pint of bitter or lager?"! Some people should not be allowed out. As for seated concerts; My younger and prettier half has dragged me to several Barry Manilow concerts - for which I had the pleasure of paying. They have been seated concerts but as soon as Bazza walked on stage all the "old enough to know better" women leaped to their feet forcing those behind to stand too. In Newcastle Arena we had front row seats and women just came and stood in front of us and were none too pleased when I shoved them out of the way. Why is it that the people who sit in the middle of the row arrive last!

Being tempted is one thing. Giving in is another!

It is odd playing in church at the moment with a "socially distant", stripped down band and a silent congregation. We play a song and the congregation stand in silence and sway along to it! Our church is blessed with a self contained outside grass area and we do a song or two at the end, in the open air, where masks can be removed and everyone can sing together, with acoustic guitar accompaniment. I long for the day we can get back to normal and share proper fellowship together.

I don't see anything wrong with the song. It's about a guy who is trying to stop a young girl "coming on" to him. Some people think it's about an older guy having lustful thoughts about an underage girl but the guy in question is trying to reject her because he knows it's wrong. Your singer would need to have a great voice to carry that song off!

Trijntje always hits the spot with this. The emotion she puts into it overcomes the language difficulty.

I suppose that in the current climate, "Wives and Lovers" is a no no!

I wonder if a Pretenders tribute band would just be pretending to be a Pretenders tribute band?

Where is the rest of the trumpet?

This is my short scale weapon of choice; an Italia Maranello Cavo. Hollow body and passive electronics fitted with LaBella flat wounds.

You are all wrong! This is the guy.