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Thanks! For £500 I think I did alright, as well as being big enough to fit in all my gear (including 20 bass and 5 guitars) it's also easily the fastest diesel I've driven.

I employed classic man-maths to justify picking up a rusty old Mercedes estate to use whilst my BMW awaits repair.

Simon Posford as Shpongle is a master of unusual time signatures, and moving from one to the other seamlessly.

I need to do this on my SUB - I'm getting loads of popping.

....and have £800 to spend!

That explains it then!

Never played a Cort Curbow then? The Bartolini in those fails to excite me.

Ken Lee, isn't it?

That's a cracking idea mate 👍

Earth-dwellers perhaps?

Ladies and gentlemen, this thread has officially peaked. Following the learned Mr @skankdelvar's contribution, it can only descend rapidly into tawdry attempts to imitate. I suggest we leave it well alone, dignity intact.

I should be bringing these... Spector Q5 Pro, Retrovibe Zygote, Peavey International Series, Bitsa P-bass All for sale! And whatever else I can jam in, just picked up an Ashdown CTM15 which is a fun little thing but I am struggling to fit any of my cabs in my stupid little car.

That must hurt, seeing Travis Bean values these days 😞

The control knobs have been on their travels?

It's also a proper name.

Good news! I just googled your bass - looks nice, I hadn't heard of them before. 👍

I use either foot to brake, depending on the situation. It's much easier with my current two-pedal car.

Is it not volume, blend, bass and treble? That's far more typical in my experience.

Given the almost non-existant faults on most Deko sales I can't see them quibbling over that.

If that pricelist has any relevance you got a real bargain.

There's one of those nailed to the wall in a local pub!

I am also finding the headstock amusing - it looks like someone described a Ken Smith over the phone. Knob placement is pretty hilarious too.

I would have thought that there's a very small number of people searching for a custom made guitar who would think 'f**k it, I'll just buy some shoes instead' Much like those brainy car sellers who list with a ridiculously low price and write 'real price £xxxx' at the bottom of the ad. Not many people looking for a £300 banger are suddenly going to decide to stump up thousands.

Disappointed not to see Threatin on the list 🙂