You can buy the stickers online
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I still haven’t heard a satisfactory explanation for how one re-glazes frets.
I wonder how easily you can play an F-major barre chord on it?
Although I am pleased to see he didn't try to make it unique as that would have made it completely worthless.
We have a Shetland Sheepdog - he will pretend he wants to go out so he can have a cheeky check of the kitchen floor on the way past. (yes he responds to being asked if he wants to go out)