You can keep the curry and chilli, but you're right about Branston beans -- they are more hefty. And more expensive of course... I think they must have an all-valve preamp stage. 👍
But I reckon there's a nice balance in a good clean cafe-quality breakfast, with sausage (drummer), bacon (guitarist), fried eggs (singer), fried bread (BVs), and mushrooms (keys) and a serving of catering-quality beans (bass player)...
... I've made myself hungry now. 😛