Oh come on, he's ****ing awful. Aria must have seen that before they released the advert...?
I mean, I'm terrible on the guitar too, but then I don't make videos of myself doing it. 🤗
I think that James Jamerson had the tone knob turned all the way down, while JJ Burnel has it all the way up. Everybody else's sound must be somewhere in between.
Now, if you're talking about lyrics -- you want to look to 1960s Detroit, and the likes of (i.e) Stevie Wonder and Smokey Robinson. Wonderfully crafted lyrics about real stuff... and I bet they both had more than their fair share of full sex.
How about a dummy jack made of plastic, so folks could keep their Stingrays connected without draining the battery?
The dummy cable could be made from cooked spaghetti, which would break if somebody caught their foot in it.
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