Nobody, but nobody calls a camel 'Ivan'!
I'm disinclined to take your version of events as truthful following this admission!
A suitable name for a camel is obviously 'Giles', or 'Eric', possibly 'Barry'. certainly NOT Ivan!
Ahh, but they say will be - maybe they mean unless we aquire a fabulously talented bassist who prefers Indie/Noise/Psych, in which case, that's what we'll do!