Bassassin

One of these. Mine even has a rainbow... As far as a metaphorical unicorn bass is concerned, mine would be a design of my own (which sort of half-exists) for a fretted 4/lined fretless 5 double-neck, headless & with a compact body & maybe 30" scale to minimise weight, necks on slightly different planes so they can be closer together without the upper impeding access to the lower, ideally necks-through (which might be impossible!), & probably with passive Jazz pickups. And in a really vulgar, stupid colour.

I quite like that yellow Jazz. But £1349 and the first thing you'd have to do was change those Strat knobs?

Buy it and find out - it'll be the easiest deal in human history!

Monday was World Goth Day and I missed it? How depressing. But no more so than usual.

I am not normally a fan of singlecuts but I like that. A lot.

Suspect the seller might be a Charlie Brooker fan.

Nice example. Don't think I've seen a fretless Force 40 before. Apart from the Tele-type headstock this is the same bass as the Washburn SB40 - as played by Bathiki Kumalo on Graceland.

Lovely! I'm not a P guy really but I've had an '84 SQ & an '87-ish A-serial, and they were two of the nicest basses I've owned. Fujigen were absolutely at the top of their game at that point. Apropos of nothing, there's something about the purity (if that's the right word!) of a BBOT bridge on a vintage Precision - I'd leave the Babicz in the parts drawer!

To lighten the mood a little - knowing what I do of the man, he was probably amused to have (sort of) lent his name to much-missed Edinburgh punk scene stalwarts, The Gin Goblins.

Good to see some pics, it's definitely part of the early '00s SB range although not one I could find info on. Might be an idea to ask on the Aria Pro SB Basses FB group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/196371477217872 Mostly they cover the classic 80s Aria basses but occasionally the more recent ones come up, and there are some very knowledgeable folk on there.

You hardly ever see these, not sure they made it to the UK in any numbers. Yamaha's go at an SGC Bass Collection / Ibby SR / Tune Bass Maniac style thing from the late 80s/early 90s era. Obviously, I'd want this one.

20mm acylic beads then! Ready-drilled, couple of quid from your local craft shop...

Those are strange, but incredibly cool. Wonder if it'd be possible to reverse-engineer marbles?

Terrible news - one of my influences I tend to overlook, probably because I don't play fretless as much as I should. His playing on Never For Ever was my motivation to rip the frets out of my first bass & rescue it from gathering dust in the corner - and obviously his lines were the first fretless parts I learned. I also loved his playing on Vigil In A Wilderness Of Mirrors alongside Mark Brzezicki. A massive loss - RIP.

In fairness, the pliers & polyfilla defret job may pre-date his ownership of the neck - one shouldn't jump to conclusions! Reversible I suppose, but definitely above my skill level. Looks as though the finish has been either removed or sanded back too, the ones I've seen before had gloss lacquer.

This is what happens when someone who has never seen - in fact is entirely unaware of the existence of - a bass guitar, is tasked with building one based on a vague, ten-word description. Whilst blindfolded.

Wouldn't be an MDP bass if he didn't wonk the tuners! The arrangement appears to be standard for these strange headstocks and I'd be surprised if it didn't provide inspiration for future MDP customs. Shame he got hold of this neck & destroyed it - always liked the laminated fretboards on these & quite like the idea of building a headless around one.

It's a Cort, made in Korea by Cor-Tek. Nothing to do with Matsumoku. Guitar version:

I'd always assumed he was on his way to kill Euronymous.

Not when you consider Retrovibe came to prominence making Rickenbacker copies.

I quite liked my old T40, tonally very versatile but (in my experience) fiddly as f*ck to find the sound you wanted & nigh-on impossible to keep it dialled in. Very playable bass apart from the back-breaking weight, so mine never got gigged & didn't stay around too long. I like the fact David @ Retrovibe's done this but for me it doesn't work aesthetically - the body proportions are off, looks like he's used a Stingray-ish body with the neck (and therefore pickups & bridge) set further back than a T40, leading to that oversized-looking scratchplate. That said, I hope it's successful enough for there to be a v.2, with proper T40-shaped body, in natural or black. I could be tempted...

Great. Now I'm going to spend all day preoccupied with the religious significance of Bojack Horseman.

Reassuring it's a Genuine Home-made, not one of those fakey mass-produced Chinese knockoff Home-mades. 👍

Oh, go easy on Greavsey there. Can't be easy what with all those WokeyDokeys cancelling everything, rewriting history and locking you up for saying that you're English. Can't even have a nice, calming pint of Bigot's Best in the Hung Golly any more. Dunno what the world's coming to.

It's a Cort, made in Korea & from 1980-ish. Sold branded as Kay in the UK, and a million or so other brands worldwide. Cort made dozens of different guitars & basses based on the same through neck/triple dot brass inlay template, from little travel guitars to double-necks. They're generally nice quality & were an inexpensive alternative to the through-neck Aria SBs, Ibanez Musicians etc of the era. That said, this one's a mess, looks badly neglected and £99 is wildly optimistic for a start bid. This is one I had a few years back. £50 BIN & it scrubbed up nice.