Given that a mod is involved, I say this with some trepidation, but you lot need to get a room, or start another thread. This is all way off topic (though much of what has been said is irrational).
Post extravagant Christmas, I can't afford this, but I would have thought the extras alone are nearly worth the total you're asking, let alone the instrument!
GLWTS.
I have one of these and I can really recommend it. You'd think just having one volume knob would be limiting, but I find it frees me up to focus on playing, rather than tinkering.
GLWTS.
What a lovely thing at a ridiculously low price. The GAS is suffocating me. The body and neck alone are worth a lot more than the asking price - someone is going to be very happy with this instrument - sadly not me just now.