Cripes! Mine arrived an hour ago.
You weren't joking when you posted that. It's beautifully made with cool 'ambient lights', but the sounds are amazingly flexible.
Most impressive is the multi-note tracking, it's lovely on two notes, but seems to hesitate a bit with if you play three or four strings that include an octave.
I found the 'modulation' a bit odd, a small amount helps most sounds, but generally higher settings were a bit in your face. Then I put dry at about 1 o'clock and up at 3 o'clock with a tiny bit of sub, and dialled the mod to see what would happen. The note swells in and shimmers sounding like the 'vox humana' setting on an organ, ethereal and potentially very useful.
I can see this being really useful for all sorts of organ/synth like effects.