Crusoe

I wonder if Putin could be persuaded to invade Afghanistan...

Sock 'n' Soul

I might start a band called "The Unique Names"...

You think that would bother Don?

He's probably hoping that all the government contracts for SpaceX will cover it.

Is your band name "White Dog Poo"? 😁

You could have been really mischievous and caused all sorts of trouble for them by telling him to f**k off and slag his mum off. 😆

One hand free to hold a pint and the other free to scroll through social media on the phone.

I like that. Make it and I won't buy it (because I'm skint). Maybe move the G tuner somewhere else.

Hmm, good point.

Is a Rolex going to be better at telling the time than the £70 smart watch I wear? My watch might actually be better at it, as it synchronises with GPS satellites etc. A £250 bass that has been properly set up will play better than a ten grand one with a badly cut nut and strings set so high you could drive a bus under them (yes I know that instruments that expensive shouldn't be badly set u, but it happens).

Genuine question, when was the last time Gibson brought out a new style of guitar? Fender have brought out the Meteora recently and the Acoustasonic (albeit it's based on their traditional electric guitar shapes).

Much as I'd love to see the original Sabbath lineup, along with Metallica, Slayer and Anthrax all on the same bill, I just can't afford that sort of money for tickets and accomodation

I think one of the photos may be real and the other photoshopped to save having to take two photos, but the guitars definitely are real. There are reviews of them on YouTube.

My wife has the power to have people sectioned and sadly, had to use that power this week on a client. ☹️