To answer all the replies,
Yes, I mean ALL the gear except one guitar.
Yes, we told them no, or rather, f*** off, you're joking, hence, the disgruntled parents and other family members.
Yes, this does actually happen but aparrently only here in France. No wonder we've been at war over the last 1,000 years. William the Conquerer's minstrel probably asked to borrow a lute and it all kicked off.
Jeff-row as in Tull or as in the remarkably unfunny "ooh aarrr, ged orf moi trac-der" one?