[quote name='Pete Academy' timestamp='1320576416' post='1428397']
A few years ago a customer came into our shop and said he'd had his PA amp modified by an electronics guy. He had a switch fitted, and he said before that nobody ever applauded his performance. However, when he flicked the switch, the audience clapped every time.
True story.
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Ah yes, that'll be the switch that brought a projector into play displaying a scantily-clap super model on the backdrop