To get famous as a YouTube player, you need to slap 100 notes a second with an expression that suggests you've farted and its bad news. The playing should absolutely not sound good.
New basses should be attacked with various abrasive tools to scrape off the paint in areas it would never actually wear through use.
Joe Dart is mostly about the smug expression.
Metal bassists must own every Darkglass product and a fan fret, 5 string, active bass.
Jazz bassists now only use BC Rich Warlock basses.
Picks are now compulsory.