And anovver fing. That TV show, The Repair Shop. Why are they all so nice? They're definitely up to something. And why does everyone who goes on to get their tat fixed have to have a cry? Why won't they fix things for people whose parents are alive and healthy? Why do they insist the parents must be dead?
"Can you fix my mums old egg whisk?"
"Is she dead"
"No, she's alright. I dropped her off at Ethels on my way here"
"Im afraid we can't fix it if she's alive"
"Thats a shame, I wanted it fixed"
"Then the old bat has to go. We can deal with her if you're not up to it"