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SteveXFR

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  1. 12 minutes ago, Hellzero said:

    And let's not forget Fender's extraordinary achievement of having offered 7526 different versions of the exact same model each and every year for the Namm show since your 15 years of absence...

     

    Steady now. They've had some serious innovation. They did a new colour about 5 years ago. Thats serious innovation. 

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  2. 31 minutes ago, tauzero said:

    Every manufacturer must produce a fan-fret headless bass with at least five strings (a four string option is permitted), with the exception of Fender, who have been given a 50 year grace period to adjust and to find some other huge pointless piece of wood that they can put their logo on.

     

    I believe Gibson have the same exception. Neither Gibson or Fender have created a new product in 50 years.

  3. To get famous as a YouTube player, you need to slap 100 notes a second with an expression that suggests you've farted and its bad news. The playing should absolutely not sound good. 

     

    New basses should be attacked with various abrasive tools to scrape off the paint in areas it would never actually wear through use.

     

    Joe Dart is mostly about the smug expression. 

     

    Metal bassists must own every Darkglass product and a fan fret, 5 string, active bass.

     

    Jazz bassists now only use BC Rich Warlock basses.

     

    Picks are now compulsory. 

  4. 16 hours ago, cetera said:

     

     

    Thats quite interesting. It explains why im boosting the mids a lot in my amp, the tonepump has quite a mid scoop. Based on the audio samples in this video, the tonepump seems more aggressive and overall, probably the better choice for me but probably not for anyone playing less aggressive music. 

  5. 8 minutes ago, NancyJohnson said:

    My old band went through many iterations before I found it all somewhat exasperating and jumped.  Reckon we may have got up to A (me, obvs), D (second drummer), H (third guitarist) and L (third singer) before things really hit the fan.

     

    L decided he didn't think D was any good and argued that we should try out ¥ (a drummer we all knew), to prove a point.  So we did, but ¥ wasn't remotely interested in joining, but L thought ¥ would.  A knew ¥ wouldn't.  A knew D was a bit crap and H was on the fence, but L decided D needed to go and said A needed to tell him.

     

    So A told him.  It was horrible for A.  A then found a new drummer through Facebook (let's call him P) and he was a great player, although Ps raison d'etre was primarily for shagging audience members even while his wife was there.  'Where's P,' she'd say, 'Have you seen him?'

     

    L started to make life difficult for A, despite A writing the bulk of the material, and A left, eventually being replaced by Q, R and S, before the band imploded.

     

     

     

     

    Is the answer X=y^2 + 23 ?

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  6. 6 minutes ago, p4ul said:

    Bloody Capos or "Satan's Claw"

    I have a hard enough time working out what the guitar player is doing without them cheating.

    My heart sinks when they whip out a "well what fickin key are we in now" clamp.
     

     

    I don't think anyone has ever used Satan's claw for doom metal so there's your solution. No one is going to tune down half an octave and then put on a capo

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  7. 3 hours ago, kodiakblair said:

    Harley Davidson domestic sales are down 17%, down 12% internationally.

     

    Japanese exports to US up 8.5%

     

    Funny thing is both Fender and HD are owned by Servco Pacific 🤣

     

    I think it was back in the 70's the protection tariffs were introduced to help Harley Davidson. It was either that or they'd have to build a modern motorcycle 

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