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The putrid stench of rotting flesh - Gevurah A particularly lovely ballad

Living dead girl - Rob Zombie

Nightswimming - REM

Is that Slough?

The last thing I want is to be trapped in a loop of Ed Sheeran's very ordinary pop music. On the bright side, at least Chris Martin isn't involved.

Maybe a bit of chlorine will add some flavour and moisture to the bird of disappointment. Turkey is good in a curry though

They're one of those bands who whenever I hear them I think "this is awesome" and then I never get around to really exploring their rather extensive catalogue. A Forest, Burn and Just Like Heaven. Dinosaur Jr do a great cover of Just Like Heaven

The Righteous & The Wicked. The whole BSSM album is superb (apart from lyrics which are utter b*****s). I've not really liked anything of theirs after BSSM. I think most Chilli Peppers fans would agree Dani California is their worst.

That's a top tip. I'll be trying more of that.

I love a bit of Type O Negative. A great place to start a long and dark journey to the underbelly of metal

Runnin Wild - Airbourne

Are they a thing?

Methamphetamine blues - Mark Lanegan

A quote from Mr Berlin: I simply cannot think of a single name in all of jazz where a metronome played any part in the developed sense of time. That's all the reason I need to practice with a metronome. Jazzists never play on the beat anyway. Metronome practice made a huge difference to my timing. Starting with scales then moving on to riffs with more interesting rhythm.

To be fair to him he has a severe disability as a musician. Everyone knows gingers don't have souls. Disclaimer: possession of a soul may not be dependent on hair colour.

A t**t with a guitar who only knows one chord progression

Fender Play and Scott's Bass Lessons are OK but not much cheaper than proper one to one lessons and not as good. Online lessons tell you how to do things but don't point out your mistakes or bad technique. Timing is one of the most important skills to learn. It's really dull but playing scales to a metronome is really good practice. It doesn't matter that you can play the complete works of Jaco Pistorious if you can't keep time with the drummer while doing it.

Pretty Vacant - Sex Pistols

The power of love - Frankie Goes To Holywood

The death and resurrection show - Killing Joke

You're not my real dad - Childbirth

Posted in the wrong place. Carry on

No no no - Deep Purple

Ruby soho - Rancid

I don't like Mondays - Boomtown Rats