Actually, i hear these type of jingles every day at my job place - on of the biggest mall of my country. The most disgusting one was with an old women voice singing at chorus - "because i ease You masturbate". It was overplayed every 15 minutes.
Dahhh....our only hope is that the aliens will come to earth soon and will start to teach us a better way how to play bass, guitar, keybords, horns and singing.