Bill Wyman, though without knowing and/or caring which instrument he played
Alex James, ditto
Paul McCartney, ditto
The guy from Thin Lizzy, ditto
John Taylor, for being hot
Suzi Quattro, ditto
That guy in Queen, for being the one they can't quite place
That guy in Led Zeppelin, ditto
That guy in the Who, ditto
The one in Bros who wasn't a Goss, ditto