Sounds like a track passed from one computer to another as each person dutifully adds their contribution, rather than something thrashed out in the heat of collaboration. A day with the musical equivalent of Gordon Ramsey scornfully challenging all the details would turn this polite folk song into something with energy and properly focused intent. Call that a #^€£ing guitar solo? Sounds like my grandad humming as he's having a fosters. And who wrote this bit? You can't just raise the leading note before the chorus and leave it hanging there for four bars, what are #^€£ing thinking? Hey you, Baldy, yeah you with the bass. One decent note every verse and you think you're #^€£ing it, don't you? Just listen to this. BLAND. Come ONNN. We're so much better than this. And you, Mr Paedo, if I hear that line about China once more, I'll stuff it so far up your DI box it'll be coming out of your tweeters, understand? I SAID DO YOU #^€£ING UNDERSTAND? Right. Start from the top, and try and convince me you give a #^€£. Jesus.