Leonard Smalls

Play whatever you feel it needs, or whatever you can get away with! [MEDIA]http://youtu.be/JOGdAFxe9_0[/MEDIA]

[quote name='lowdown' timestamp='1428008421' post='2737085'] Indeed, and then put it into action. (I am sure Lenny can accompany this with some of his Muse). http://youtu.be/7Vqvq-f-UtU [/quote] I've been hacked! Somehow my work-in-progress has been stolen! All I had to add was the butt-tuba and cackling geese (chickens are soooo yesterday).

It's bound to sound stomach-churningly good, as I'll be using [url=http://schiit.com/]THESE[/url] to power the headphones...

The original composer might just about have recognised the first couple of bars - the rest would probably cause him to call Alexander 2's security police! Or mebbe, because there's no orchestra involved, he'd have been happy! And funnily enough, my mum, who taught me piano as a young 'un, had a piano teacher who was taught by Liszt himself... So I can call it payback. Though Liszt would probably have called the police as well!

Just out of interest, is it within the rules to take a relatively well-known classical piece (played badly by me!) and muse on it? Hope so as that's what I've done so far! And Napoleon isn't involved, it's Russian all the way - though 60 odd years later...

It's got a tune! Though it is kind of hidden. And I may be tempted to add a "Please Rise For Jimi" synth over the top... Or perhaps a recreation of the horrific scene heard from a public toilet in Chamonix 5 days after my climbing partner had taken 8 Arete tablets. I understand there's still bio-hazard warnings round that unfortunate convenience!

As it's about pictures and Russians and war, I've made a kind of left-field start... It's as good an excuse as any for a bit of avant-"jazz" (and I us the term very loosely) as I know Douglas is such a fan!

Aye - well done Mr Swossage. A most excellently funky song!

[quote name='lowdown' timestamp='1427734488' post='2733642'] Ok, went for Skol,[B] Leonard Smalls[/B] and The Lord Sausage. [/quote] Ta! Points mean prizes!

Excellent review, Douglas, as ever! Cheers! And there's been no spicy ciggies, or funny tablets for a long time! Surprised you didn't get the Grateful Dead reference - though instead of Buffalo we were truckin' up 7th Avenue, and the Doodah man became a bass-wah man to bring in the final bit of racket... And there was a hint of Bowie, to hammer home the "Fashion" references...

Talking of Tommy Bolin, this album is well worth getting for those that like that sort of thing: [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xqnz1vsFDU&list=PL73NxyhryGEMNyeLQseysSvad-aG6HuZM&feature=player_detailpage[/MEDIA]

[quote name='lou24d53' timestamp='1427111227' post='2725794'] I'm going to be doing exactly the same pretty shortly, using the same Hercules wall brackets which I will be putting up using these - [url="http://www.screwfix.com/p/spit-driva-tp12-panhead-fixings-metal-35mm-pack-of-100/11923"]http://www.screwfix.com/p/spit-driva-tp12-panhead-fixings-metal-35mm-pack-of-100/11923[/url] [/quote] After many years attaching stuff to plasterboard walls, that's the method I'd use as well; it's very simple and nowhere near as easy to cock up as the expansion fittings. However, I'd only use these if the board is definitely attached to 50x25mm rather than dabbed on using board adhesive. The screw fittings are as strong as the plaster board and will easily hold 15-20kgs each. If the board is dabbed on you'll need to drill into the brick. Frame fixings would work for the weights involved...

Nice! Really reminds me of something, especially the keys... And what has your "tool" done to Soundcloud? It's full page only, with no navigation, no moving cursor showing where you are in the track or owt? Miss, he's broken Soundcloud, Miss, Miss...

[quote name='CamdenRob' timestamp='1426840766' post='2722448'] Your already pretty good... I just listened to your composition competetion entry, lovely tone and feel. [/quote] Why thank you! But that's the Wal for you, it does it all by itself! (That's what my mother - a piano teacher - thought that electric instruments did)

30+ years for me... If I'd practised constantly I'd probably be pretty good, especially if I'd practised things that I'm weak at. However, being lazy, I practised what I could do and forgot about the rest. Luckily, I don't do covers as such, which means I don't have to try and play like Pino, or The Ox or whatever which means I've stuck with being lazy!

Doh! Just spotted it's already in Off Topic!

Don't know if this has been posted before... [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohgjde2vgh8&feature=youtu.be[/MEDIA]

Very nice! Although it appears to be a guitar...

Aye - tis shedua apart from the wear points! Cost me £500 from Allbang and Strummit many years ago.

And here's mine, with his mate Sandberg.

Looks like it! http://thebassgallery.com/strings/hard-rocking-steel-slappers-6-string-4477.html

[quote name='CamdenRob' timestamp='1426236207' post='2715860'] What strings are you guys using on your Wals? I've always used prosteels but I changed to Warwick black labels on the Wal as I needed a tapered B. I want to get as much growl as possible, any recomendations? [/quote] I'm getting an excellently growly tone from Labella Slappers...

[quote name='lurksalot' timestamp='1426536924' post='2719108'] I proper enjoyed that , I would bring the vocal higher in the mix , it is worth it just so you can pick the lyric out Armani ,salami marney Oh yes ....Jimmy choo shoe , canoo sweet [/quote] Cheers! You might be right about the vox - but I'm kind of new to this "singing" lark so kept it down a bit. However, it was higher until Soundclooud compression! Still, it's good enough for sport, as we used to say at Auntie Beeb's.

ER! https://soundcloud.com/dredd-and-the-badass-weed/turn-to-the-left See if y'all can spot the lyrical influences...

[quote name='xgsjx' timestamp='1426412310' post='2717666'] You could try option 4 - Rap [/quote] Be afraid... Be very afraid... For that is what I've gone for. It's not as bad as that terrible time Peter Jones did a bit of "Rapper's Delight" on Dragon's Den, and I'm hoping lots of compression and filtering makes it not too appallingly ill-thought-out! I'm sure The Kidz will love it.