Leonard Smalls

I thought they were great - excellent musicians. Though I feel their cover of "Sunshine" was ill-advised; musically they nailed it but the drummer's "singing" and constant shouts of "hey Glastonbury" would have poor old Ayers spinning in his grave!

I would say that The Electric Bass Guitar is a Whatever-You-Want-it-to-Be Instrument! Original purpose is irrelevant; after all, Viagra wasn't invented as "support instrument" either...

Up The Junction - Squeeze

We're going to Ibiza - Vengaboys

Holiday Head - Screaming Blue Messiahs

Let's Start The Dance!- Hamilton Bohannon

Bop Gun - Parliament

Lick My Love Pump - Nigel Tuffnell (and Mach)

I think that, so long as you make it one capitalised word and sound like this, you'd get away with being a tribute act!

Having just checked out the "up and coming" Nottingham Girlband, there's not an enormous overlap between them and previously-named Girlband. Girlband are a straightforward Lady Parts-ish band, and Gilla Band are not up-and-coming due to being a bit too Leftfield. Luckily they didn't call themselves that! like this:

Love 'em! I was confused by mentions of Girlband from Nottingham...

Only capitalist lackeys and lickspittles succumb to the tyranny of melody and its evil master, key!

Southbound Pachyderm - Primus

No, silly! It's obviously the Isabel Marant Shirred Paisley-Print Georgette Miniskirt! I always go topless at festivals! (actually, it's the toothbrush. Good piece of kit!)

I'm ashamed to say I have one thing on their list!

Talking of gear, I hope everybody going will be following Vogue's advice! https://www.vogue.co.uk/fashion/article/what-to-wear-to-glastonbury

Say What? - Trouble Funk

Smile in a wave - Screaming Headless Torsos

Happy to sing 'em for you!

Oi! It's only me who's allowed to do that! As for saving the planet, I'll be taking my Sandberg which, being German isn't made of ordinary rainforest-killing bass wood, but of Ersatzholtz which is actually sculpted from recrystallised oil company executives.

Expansions - Lonnie Liston Smith

I'll be wearing some sort of shoes and pants on the train... As for making space on the train, if the trews don't do it the after effects of my baked beans, eggs and vinegar diet will. However, I'm in Blackpool for the entire 4 days of Rebellion, and as everybody knows, punk is just one bit fashion show which means new outfits at least every day. So that's the Sparklebutt silver spangly kecks with the biker boots, the zebra kecks and matching creepers, the snakeskin kecks with leopard print creepers, the Indian Project zips'n'pockets comfy strides (3 pairs in different colours) with co-ordinated 5-10 approach boots and offensive t-shirts to match. I feel I may have to bring a servant/dresser as well.

No room for cucumbers or baguettes because of the armadillo in my trousers. It's really quite frightening!

Rock n roll shoes: Rock n roll trousers Helix Berghaus kit bag 😁

The bigger worry is my 100l Berghaus kit bag with wheels which will have my flightcased Helix and an exciting array of rock'n' roll shoes and trousers in it. It weighs a ton!