Leonard Smalls

Piece of the Rock - Urban Dance Squad

The Box - Fad Gadget

Polari! - Dean Martin

Immodium - Nirvana

Constipation - Belouis Some

Turd Uncle - Bauhaus

Stool Pigeon - Kid Creole and the Coconuts

Herr Kapitan von Widdlestein!

Funk not Fight - Bootsy Collins

You were just a bit quick... My song is meant as accompaniment for our Grand Theft Auto hero's getaway which was top-fuelled by nicking the large cylinder of nitro (*).... *I know it's not N2O, but this is artistic licence - The Funk not only moves, it can re-move! Anyway, bass is Wal with a touch of chorus. Guitar a Squier Strat. Drums EZ and Ableton sounds. Keys AAs and Iris Jupiter/Juno. Lots of Raum, Objeq and Dubstation delay. Compressors, Universal 1176, Supercharger and Neutron. Mastered with Ozone 9.

Cards - Plastics

Fever - The Cramps

So if I could change my email address to my gmail or duck one I'd be able to receive emails from basschat? Though it doesn't give the option to change email address, and if it did I would still have to remember my long-forgotten secret question-answer in order to change it...

To be fair, we had no problems at all in three years with ours... It was comfortable and easy to drive and went like a rocket. I even got used to the daft screen! The main annoyance, apart from default driving "aids" like auto braking if you get within ten feet of anything, was the boot. Because it had one and not a hatchback you could only put thin things into it so I couldn't squeeze my 4x10 cab in, even though it fitted fine into my Super Mario Kart!

I left an opened pack of prawns inside the aircon vent... I didn't really but it might have been a spot amusant in findsight!

I'm glad our Swasticar was on a lease that finished in December!

Definitely liking that one -excellent bass playing!

Don't Arse-k Me - Ian Dury and the Blockheads

Recommend Russ at https://www.mottosound.com/ He definitely knows his stuff!

The Harder they come - Jimmy Cliff

Hot Meat Pies, Saveloys And Trotters - Chas & Dave

Hot Dog in a Hallway - NOFX

Pork Soda - Primus

We are the Pigs! - Suede

Out today, our long-awaited (40 years!) debut...