Leonard Smalls

Jam Fan (Hot) - Bootsy's Rubber Band

Surely you want folks enjoying the band and dancing around having fun? Last thing you want is everyone standing as far back as possible and not moving at all, unless you're doing free jazz when you'd be most happy to have your own Min Tanaka (check him with Derek Bailey!) to temper the surfeit of polo neck chin strokers! Or is only one type of dancing allowed, of the kind that doesn't draw too much attention to the dancer, like a dance equivalent to root-and-fifth? Perhaps I'll have to have a word next time we're in Hereford and those mosh-boys decide they want to do the can-can like last time...

This Saturday, in Gloucester! We're on second, just b4 7pm...

Nice organ!

Eine Symphonie Des Grauens - The Monochrome Set

Oh Yoko! - Shockabilly

Hell hole - Spinal Tap

If you kneed me - Solomon Burke

Lick my love pump - Nigel Tuffnell

Suck my kiss - RHCP

I DJed once with him at The Warehouse in Leeds! Must have been 1984 - I did funky stuff to start, then he came and did his thing...

Piss Bottle Man - Mike Watt

The bottle - Gil Scot Heron

Crush It - Parliament

It's too funky - James Brown

(Cosi fan) Tutti Frutti - Little Richard

Burn Baby Bernstein - Ash

Bach in Black - AC/DC

Too Hot to Handel - Heatwave

Happytalk - Captain Sensible

Nervous System - Killing Joke

If the kids are united - Sham 69

Talking of rock'n'roll doctors, John Cooper Clarke (though he's a well deserved honorary doc) I'll tell you now and I'll tell you firmly I don't never want to go to Burnley What they do there don't concern me Why would anybody make the journey? I'll tell you know and I'll tell you flatly I don't never want to go to Gatley I don't even want to go to Batley Where is that place exactly Do I wanna to go to Redditch? I wouldn't visit in a souped-up sheddish what am I some kind of Nebbish? No I don't want to go to Reddish I'll tell you now and I'll tell you briefley I don't never want to go to Keighley I'll tell you now, just like I told Elsa Lanchester... I don't ever want to go to... Cumbernauld

Car trouble - Adam and the Ants