Leonard Smalls

Aye! back in '91ish when I went to Allbang and Strummit (RIP!) in Covent Garden they had 3 beautiful 2nd hand basses... There was a Jaydee for £400, a Wal custom for £500 and an Alembic Series 1 at £600... I loved 'em all with the Alembic and Wal being very close and the Jaydee just behind. But the fact that the bank loan I'd got was for £500 and I had no extra meant I bought the Wal!

Doin' the sgian-dubh - Betty Boo

if you leaf me now - Chicago Cheese Band

That guitar's proper funky! But what do I know, I've used a Lightwave fretless at a punk gig...

Not being the target market for anything teddy-bear related, I done some funky stuff featuring slap ACG and DOD filter. POW! (or not...) Loud guitar stuff is by fellow Weed Johnny Boy Sultrypants... Rest by me!

Whip in my valise - Adam and the Ants

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner - iron Maiden

Surfin' Bird - The Cramps

Gill-ted John - Jilted John

I suspect my 42 year old Wal is going nowhere!

The Ripper -Judas Priest

A bit of funky Indonesian blues...

Saddle up - David Christie 😁

Pee for two - Doris Day

Muddy water - Urethra Franklin

Piss Factory - Patti Smith

Kick in the Eye - Bauhaus

I fought the Law - The Clash

Funnily enough, my Mrs ordered what were called "Men's Electric Guitar Socks" for our shop. This is what came! Naturally, I bought a pair...

Stop it, you're killing me! - Therapy?

I remember seeing Mutoid Waste Company at the 100 Club once with the excellent World Domination Enterprises... While the Doms were a diminutive three piece, by the time all the Mutiods were in the venue with their multifarious things to hit and their MadMax sculptures you could barely get the crowd in!

You bought three to come to that conclusion? And that they come in all shapes and sizes for a wide variety of uses, with the added benefit of convenience? Personally I prefer my 4x10 cab, sometimes with additional 2x10 on top because I feel that they convey more than just a vague one note rumble. I wouldn't necessarily go as small as a PJB cab, but I have a pair of hifi speakers that use long-throw Peerless 6.5" drivers (1/side!) to produce a very creditable -3dB point of 28Hz at sufficient volume.... So in the same vein, while my baby tuned Abarth with piddley 1.4l engine isn't quite as quick as a US muscle car in a straight line, it'll kick one up the Ariss in decent twisties!

She Hates Me! - Puddle of Mudd

Zehn kleine Jägermeister - Die Toten Hosen