Leonard Smalls

You were getting some great gigs - the boys still are! I think our problem is that perhaps we're not straight-ahead punk enough for punk gigs, not metal enough for metal venues and too punky for rock. Not only that, but anywhere with a scene we might fit into is at least 2 hours drive away, and as they haven't heard of us we don't get the gig unless we play for virtually nowt apart from for good old exposures...

If only! When you're low down the bill you'll often get very little indeed, at least at the sort of punky do's we seem to play! If there's 8 bands on and they're charging "donations" at the door many won't pay owt, and the soundman always gets paid... Then the promoter takes a chunk of what's left, so there's not much to split! The bar always makes money though, but we never see any of that either. It often used to be that if you weren't willing to accept that you wouldn't be playing! But we seem to get about £50 (sometimes more!) nowadays, but I never know how much we're getting paid until afterwards as I tend not to organise gigs; perhaps I should ask before agreeing to do it, though everyone else seems happy to get nowt. As it is we tend to stick it in the band kitty for our upcoming recording. As for merch, we'll have done well if we sell 2 cds and a tshirt... Though I do know that we're actually getting more reasonable money for our next gig, assuming some tickets get sold in advance and the venue doesn't pull it!

Aye... It's rare we get absolutely nowt, but what we do get tends to be at the lower end of 2/10 of nowt! I remember being second top bill at a venue in Birmingham for a 9 band all-dayer... We'd gone in 3 cars due to all coming from who-knows where, parking had cost us £20 each, plus the fuel and the 2+ hours drive each way. At the end of the gig, there was maybe 75 people there, the promoter came up to me and said "I've got your money, it's £19" which he handed to me. And I said "each?" and he said "no, that's it!". We once got £13 in the Welsh Valleys, and more than once we've come away with nothing at all!

You're Primate - Right Said Fred (sorry...)

(The lift is) Up Where We Belong - Jennifer Warnes & Joe Cocker

Crush On You - The Notorious B.I.G Ft. Lil' Kim

Goodnight Sweetheart - The Platters

Syrups - Foals

Rug to you - Bryan Adams

Crash Victim/Black Science Navigator - Praxis

Steer Prudence - Siouxsie and the Banshees

Git Down (Shake Your Thang) - Gaye Bykers on Acid https://gayebykersonacid.bandcamp.com/track/git-down-shake-your-thang

Bass: Bootsy Jamaaladeen Tacuma Bill Laswell Flea Larry Graham Guitar: Marc Ribot James Blood Ulmer David Fiucyznksi Christophe Godin Derek Bailey

Movin' and Groovin' -Redds and the Boys

If I could Turn Back Tyne - Cher

InSeine In The Brain - Prince Fatty ft. Horseman

From the further out-there fringes of funky jazz, or jazz funk, or avant funk or just plain old Harmolodics, here's Sax Maestro James Carter with the Philly Funk rhythm section of Jamaaladeen Tacuma and G. Calvin Weston, plus some rather fine and crazed guitar work by Marc Ribot.

Severn Nation Army - White Stripes

Ouse Zoomin' Who? - Arethra Franklin

Our first ever (almost) hometown gig for us - we've never played Ludlow before!

Recently at the Herdsman in Hereford... Just mobile phone footage and sound but you can actually hear me (for a change, though some might prefer not to) with headphones or decent speakers... I'm not Mr Clanky, that's Raph! ChokedBlindHerdsman 23-11-24.mp4

Up For the BackStroke -Parliament

I've never bothered because my singing voice is up with the very best of 'em! I could easily win XFactor or Cardiff Singer of the World but want to let everyone else have a chance. Last time I sang in front of an audience they were all so impressed they ran out of the room to tell all their friends and to announce my talent to the whole world!

Feets Don't Fail Me Now - Little Feat

Aah, the name is Bootsy, baby! - Bootsy's Rubber Band