Leonard Smalls

I loves it... Funky as! Shame Katrina Wotsit did a p1ssp00r cover I couldn't even recognise...

They'd obviously heard my entry for this month's Basschat Composition Challenge!

No need to be sorry! 😀 I remember buying the original single (still got it!) but hadn't heard the live version before. And I quite like that too!

I'me tending more and more towards overkill... I use a dual channel DBX compressor into BBE preamp into Crown 1500w power amp. But there's also a sneaky pedalboard with 4 loops plus clean - Future Impact/FwonkBeta and Darkglass tube distortion/BassWhammy and 3Leaf Proton/EBS bass wah. By fiddling about with the Wounded Paw Blender these are attached to I can get all sorts of crazy wah distorted synthed octave sounds mixed with as much clean as I want, which I can further blend into the BBE's own tone shaping and overdrive... Me, I like knobs'n'buttons'n'complication!

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe! Staggering drunks knocked into the fire by the shoulder of Brian. I've seen I-beams rust in the dark by the Tref-y-Clawdd gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... etc

It's already behind the mirror!

I've sent the link for this thread to the pub involved... Anything for a free pint!

Despite the idea of being in a "we're proper rock'n'roll" hair metal band is,for me, one of the seven circles of hell, I have at least 2 pairs of trousers like that, plus another in faux snakeskin. If I break out my Banzai headband and grow out the mohawk perhaps they'd want me! Now all I have to do is get them to move to the Powys/Shropshire borders where I could get 'em a gig at The White Horse in Clun...

I done one... My "piece" (I hesitate to call it a song!!!) is an impression of who is in the mirror, and what happens when he's summoned. Basses are fretless Lightwave, plus Wal doing guitar emulations and weird noises. Keys are Ableton's own grand piano sound, drums programmed through EZ Drummer using Clyde Stubblefield's Phased Funk kit, saxes edited and resampled heavily from Loopmasters loops.

If your laptop has only 4Gb of RAM, you might find difficulty running any DAW with more than a few tracks! Personally I wouldn't use less than 16Gb...

Here's a live online stream from 7 months ago!

As far as we knew, The Jam were at the head of the mod revival. When we were being abused and chased down the street it was usually by blokes with short sensible hair wearing parkas with "the Jam" written on top of a target!

As a young punker in Chester we had no money, and no access to any fancy punk clothes shops (though one of our tiny band had a rich dad, so he had tartan bondage kecks and a leather jacket). So we used to make our own clothes; me and Swamp hit on the idea of Sh!t/Fwck tshirts - black t from tesco, spatter bleach on it so it'd also go holey, then write the immortal words in big top and bottom. Then we made our own bum flaps - mine was from greenish curtain material and had "Slits" written in orange day-glo paint. My trews were an old pair of flared jeans I made into drain pipes, then spattered a bit of bleach and paint on 'em, dyed them puke green and cut some slashes in to insert flourescent zips. Jacket was an old RAF blouson with more paint, and shoes Major Domo doc martens rip-offs held together with orange string. Hair was spiked with soap and sugar water, dyed with cochineal. We looked a proper state!

My blue/green tartan isn't yer common or garden Black Watch!

While most Official Punx™ are Royal Stewart, there is a dispensation from Punk Central® for western branches to use a more scenery-blending greeneyblue with black tartan... And punk guitarists are allowed scruffy flat caps and beards if they're from Mansfield.

Can't imagine our local church doing this!

Bass Direct have 'em...

We're a sort of punk band, and there's definitely some slap in this!

Sticking with the groove!

When I was a youth the way to get into a band was to turn up with beers and start rolling fat ones. As soon as everybody was suitably refreshed you'd get going with a make-it-up-as-you-go-along jam session, each groove lasting a minimum of 25 minutes.

I suspect I will to... Perhaps I should start apologising early! For I have Made Music (*), and Doug will be pleased to hear it's not constrained by the bourgeois concepts of melody, time and key... Watch this space (preferably with industrial ear defenders on). *or at least something related to music, perhaps a closer relation than a shovel of dog do, though not as close as steel nails on a blackboard

When I audition someone for our band I'm looking for musical input and creativity... But if the original bassline was amazing, keep it. Add to it if you can. Or best of all, make it better!

I used to live in a house with Dave! Nice bloke... Though I remember him coming down to my room to play his 1st single, which I hated, not being a fan of yer IndieJangle, but told him it was great 😃

Beginnings of High NRG!