Cliff Edge

Excuse me but I’m guessing a major percentage of basschatters including me are bordering on geriatric. No need to be famous.

It’s a duo and we’ve both been there and done it all so these days it’s pretty much “shall we do this?” “ yes ok let’s give it a whirl.”

A shed somewhere in the home counties then?

A pack of TI Jazz flats. But I might be mis remembering 2014.

Yes they all say that.

I just hope it’s not a huge disappointment.

Nice cardigan.

Artificially intelligent hearing aids. The mind is boggled.

I’ve always been happy with VistaPrint.

One that finishes in time for me to get home before bedtime.

My ‘72 Jazz makes nice noises with TI Jazz flats. Before those it had LaBella DTB Flats.

Back in the 70’s I did 6/7 nights a week in pubs that were absolutely rammed with punters. Admittedly this was mostly in and round London and playing in a country band.

It’s my irrational prejudice, if you don’t like it I have others. Oops, sorry. Never eard of ‘em.

All of them according to my wife.

Black trainers. Have you no sartorial decency? Shorts worn with black trainers and black socks. What is wrong with you? Socks with sandles. I know that’s an old one but the guilty are getting younger. Actors in TV shows and films who mumble and whisper. Might be my old ears though. And have I mentioned baseball caps worn backwards? The price of gin.