Makes me think of Sharpe, when he first meets his platoon....
(you have to imagine his yorks accent)... "Get up yer lazy bastards.. Chosen men? Well I never chose you...)
Aww, I didn't mean you either, you can of course join Nilo, Snorks and Neepheed, among that band that I don't hate at all... ( I'll likely have quite a few more on the "course I don't really hate you" list π)
Oh actually didn't mean you either, I'd include you in with Nilo and the snorkster.. π
( y'know one makes these sweeping statements just for effect π)
I just don't think you can go wrong with the Squiers of all flavours these days, if anyone was starting out (or indeed whatever level player they were).. it'd be my recommendation
Oh hang on... "I would walk 500 miles" or whatever it is by those speccy blokes, that's pretty appalling.... and "moonlight shadow" that's properly cringe worthy...