Waddo Soqable

^This has always been my default stance.. As for a good gig, v. simple really.. Everyone plays their part without any (obvious) cockups.. the sound of the whole band is good.. the audience is suitably entertained.. the band gets paid without any argy-bargey.. oh, and I get to go home with a hot girl who's at least 25 years younger than me 😁

Well just to contribute an update, I had an email which to my surprise said something to the effect of.. "confirm which day you'd like collection, and confirm coll. address, email and mobile no." So on the face of it they seem to be intending to collect it without argument. Obviously as a confirmed cynic I'll believe it when it's gone and I've got the dosh back in PP. We'll see.

You wait till you get your WadShok® that'll make his eyes water..

Tried a hammer?

When we played the Rock Garden it was easy, we were living in a squat about 3 mins walk from there 😁

Good to have your Intel on that 👍 I know what to expect in advance! Let's see what they come back to me with...

Tommy Gun, Clash

Interesting, I've been assuming they'd just get their DHL bloke to pick it up again, I'll see how it pans out, I've always got the hit them for a big part refund and keep it option as a fall back, if it's looking too iffy returning..

Longhaired Lover from Liver-pool, J Osmo..

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They in fact asked for pics of the box etc etc, which I sent them in email.. I'll likely get an email back tomorrow with details from them, basically just need it collected by, presumably, the same DHL mob who delivered it. I'd think it very unlucky to have the same issue as the OP, but you just don't know, maybe it's a stunt they pull regularly..

Only the P basses, oh and the Bass Vls... You can have the Jizz basses

Nah I won't forget yer Snorks, I'm sure I can find a good position for a chap of your calibre in the old "firm"

Any joy with this? I ask as I've got something to go back to them now, hopefully they won't claim to "lose" it but who knows, I'm still waiting for info about how their courier is supposed to collect it.

Well, if you like your ladies charred or vapourised.. You realise you've totally derailed this thread Nilo... 😂

Not sure what a small nuke would be worth.. Quite a decent amount I'd think, obviously the likes of Gadaffi and Co aren't around anymore, but I'm sure there's still a healthy market for a nice portable nuke 👍

He can always sell them when the other bloke's not paying attention...

Arnold Lane, PF

You can't go far wrong with a nice bit of bullion for those dodgy international deals👍

Maybe some nice gold bars eh..

Fine.. As long as he's paying cash

tATu could do a TV advert jingle with their "Dvesti dvadtsat' na sebya" thing.....

Perhaps avoid the sea at the mo, eh...

Hmm maybe I should develop a new line of WadShok® tazers for the security & pleasure industries. Top idea there Nilo 👍

I expect he love you long time too..