What about some kind of "sideways" slinging posture so the bass is twisted round to the right hip, kind of.... might look quite cool too...
Edit, I've just tried this and it works very well in my ( poss crazy) opinion 😁
For full disclosure I did a actually go once, with a friend who's into that kind of thing, bloody dear tho some of the "antique" teddies, I was, as reward for my escort duty, presented with a very tatty small stuffed cat thing from the bargain box..
No doubt !
But going on my Squier you'd be fine with that one. I could've literally plugged it in, tuned it & played the gig with it straight out of the box, the action was perfectly playable, intonation spot on, and a very decent all round sound. 5 stars from me.