Waddo Soqable

Duude... The matching velvet plush lamp !!! 👍😁

Sparta's where the Spartans came from.. doh

No you're not, I'm Spartacus

I melted a load of scrap lead in a saucepan in the kitchen at a girlfriend's mum's house once.. I made sure to do it when they all went out of course.

Of course you'd simply meet them and say v. nicely.. "hello, nice to meet you, this is my lump of wood, his name is John, he likes to meet new people, me and John and my two mates are going for a kebab, fancy coming? “ Quite innocent and no violence ever occurred or implied.... innit

Highway to Hull, AccaDacca

Classy.. 👍

Ah, but what will you be wearing?

Heart of Glass, Blondee

Or give them the address of a dodgy block of flats, and meet them on the stairwell with a couple of mates, and a lump of wood....

I don't think it needs as much analysis tbh, you either like it or you don't.. Simples. Personally I think it's utter shlte, as do a number of others, but everyone is entitled to an opinion

So you should maybe get one of these then...

Going for the "gitmo" look then

Agadoo (push pineapple etc), Black Lace

Don't forget the, erm.. "herbs" 😁

I guess I've always had a dislike for the hippy sandwich and all that, so not a fan of "organic" natural really

I was put off music as a subject at school too, the teacher was a really nasty, bitter and miserable sadistic type, shouldn't have been involved with kids under any circumstances. I made a deliberate point of making a horrible racket when forced to sing, as we all were, in front of the class.. The unlucky, (or unwise) ones who gave a decent-ish performance were conscripted with no refusal option into the "choir" run by this creep. Left me, I'm afraid to say, with a loathing of any sort of formal music education

Slow Train, Flanders & Swan

The fret markers look like mad eyes! .. You want a pair of those googly eye stickers they used to have on motorbike helmets 👍

If you make some phoney ones you can do an impressive (if fraudulent) "basses on your sofa" type pic 😁

Go on.. make some mock up ones from 4x2 and plywood, jus' to paint them 😁

All mine are black (and a widdly guitar now too)

Matt black..

Interesting.. I've got a 4 string one, never knew they did them as a 5. Makes a nice set 👍

I suppose there might be some drugs you could be on that'd make it sound OK .. actually probably not.. A clear and cringeworthy winner (by miles) for the terrible covers thread.