Waddo Soqable

"Willy" is also on the table, so to speak...

Just stop, now.. This will go all anagrams.. And I can see "fist" in there for starters.. 😁

An interesting reversal of the old Exchange & Mart favourite..

The classic.. "Bedroom use only"

And "smoke free home" of course...

I have to say King Bollock is indeed a name to conjour with & inspire ! 👍

Now I do hope that video is going to be posted right here, right now...

.. Derr.. Borinng...

Now I'd have put money on it being "Sluap" and that you're in fact a Romulan..

It would work very well as a sharp "Snork.! . come here this instant! " type thing...

Did you get a Blue Peter badge, or a Crackerjack pencil...?

I remember the banana splits theme song, and Snork is the only name that stood out, presumably as it was last on the list of gibberish as I recall.. Didn't some band do a psuedo punky cover of the theme? ( nice pooch btw)

Sadly pianos are wantonly destroyed on a regular basis, I got given an old one that was being thrown out, it was only a few streets away so myself and a couple of mates just wheeled it home down the pavement. I've seen lovely pianos just smashed up or thrown on a bonfire

She married a Dolphin.? Duude that's twisted...

Of course it is, in fact it's just plain Horrible.. ps.. maybe I've had a sheltered life, but I've never seen anyone slapping an upright piano...

There's always the "Needs new Strings" .. Often accompanying a pic of the said instrument, usually very dusty, that's got no strings on it....

I can feel another "When slap bass goes horribly wrong" style reality show coming on....

I think the "plays like Buttah" is a "septic" thing, I've not seen it in a Brit ad..

5 Guys Named Mo, Louis Jordan

I'm sure we've all done a bit of bullshlting in our time.. I'd certainly put my hands up to that..

Oddly enough some old hippy friends of mine years ago were into "crystals".. Now i had a badly stiff and painful neck for a while, and one of these characters suggested their famous crystals.. She kind of held the thing over the dodgy neck for a bit, and likely had a quiet word with Isis or something, and that was apparently it.. Anyway I thought no more about it having humoured them, however the next day I was reversing the car out of a narrow alleyway, and suddenly realised I could turn my head round to look thru the car's back window .. And it didn't hurt anymore.!! The neck was fine and back to normal, WTF.. Now I don't suppose for a moment the "magic" crystals actually cured my stiff neck, it probably would have been fine that day anyway, perhaps it "clicked" back in my sleep or something, but needless to say the hippy mob were delighted..

My old Mum used to say "ducks would like it" when it was hammering down with rain...

Don't forget... "I don't know anything about basses.."

I've dealt with oak in old buildings before, it's very hard and will often bend nails if you try to knock 'em in.! No doubt will be "fun" to work with😁

Anyone whose fave best bass is a 70s 4001 is a top bloke in my book.. 😁👍