Excuse the non bass anecdote, but it was an embarrassing rookie error. (and excuse the name drop...)
While still a studio assistant early '80s, I had to run a session for Heaven 17 who were recording some demos.
The engineer who I mainly worked with had a line in cheeky phrases that he could get away with and would always get a laugh.
So we ran through a lead vocal with Glen Gregory. No issues, all fine.
However, I thought I'd try one of his cheeky remarks, you know, as you do when you think you're above your station.
"that was great Glen, thanks. If you'd lke to leave your name and number in the bin on the way out"
It didn't really go down as well as expected!
I was rather embarrassed, but had to balls it out.