We were at a comedy club in Newcastle once. If you've never been to a comedy club, you're really not allowed to talk.
A guy is taking all the way through this comedian's set so the bouncer goes over to him. It's quiet, right, so the whole room can hear, even the comedian has stopped.
"You're gonna have to stop or I'm going to ask you to leave"
"But he's stinky poo!"
"I know, but rules are rules"