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No, no, no, no, [i]no![/i] Tort and Fiesta is an abomination! [i]Fiesta [/i]is an abomination! Don't be fooled by the name - it's actually a form of [i]pink[/i], and therefore is utterly gay and unmanly. I'm very sorry, but I [i]can't [/i]allow it.
If in doubt, sing this easy-to-remember rhyme to the tune of 'Humpty Dumpty':
Torty, Torty, all right on white!
Torty, Torty, all right on white!
It's all right on sun-burst as well!
[size=4]Any o-ther col-our is hell!
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But you have to admit, it looks pretty cool on Antigua.