Little miss WoT, 6 years old, after witnessing an REALLY old bloke try to down the wrong way of a dual carriageway, narrowly avoiding carnage:
Little miss WoT: [i]'Why did the man do that, daddy?'[/i]
Me:[i] 'Because he's really old, sweetheart. And sometimes really old people get confused and do silly things.'[/i]
Little miss WoT: [i]'You mean like the man who shot one of The Beatles?'[/i]