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[quote name='JTUK' timestamp='1325853853' post='1488744'] What language is Ashington's...? [/quote] [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitmatic"]Pitmatic[/url].. [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVA59EPjV2g"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVA59EPjV2g[/url]

[quote name='leftyhook' timestamp='1325849246' post='1488615'] Ha-ha! I was in Ashington and a dog jumped up at me. the owner said, "Leave the mairn alairn y' baird laird" [/quote] Mrs. WoT went to a ladies' salon in Ashington once, and asked for a perm. The stylist said 'Whey aye, pet. [i]I waanda'd lurnely as a clood...[/i]' [quote name='fender73' timestamp='1325849247' post='1488616'] I know what it is [/quote] Curses! Have I been rumbled?

[quote name='Conan' timestamp='1325844124' post='1488505'] [sub]BTW, is it a Sandberg?[/sub] [/quote] Maybe...

It's on the truck! Alas, although it's being delivered to me at work, I'm here 'till 6. But.. Straight to a rehearsal tonight. SHAZAM!

Can you wipe it clean afterwards? Thank you.

Here's the letter 'u' you missed: u Good luck with the gigs... I hope they go well.

Just got off the phone.. it *is* still at the Birmingham hub. No explanation, it should be here tomorrow.

Meanie! I'm officially giving up on it for today. The wait resumes tomorrow...

[quote name='brensabre79' timestamp='1325774358' post='1487450'] 1971 Fender Precision with a [i]Maple[/i] neck? [/quote] Had one.. sold it... regretted it.

[quote name='ezbass' timestamp='1325772734' post='1487418'] Is it what you PMed me about? [/quote] *taps nose*

No. After reading reviews of the courier service who have it, I'm not confident either. Here are the headlines of some of the reviews. ha ha. [b] [i][size=3][b]Lying useless B*stards[/b][/size][/i][/b] [i][size=3][b]THIS COMPANY MUST BE ERADICATED OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET[/b][/size][/i] [b] [i][size=3][b]I could have walked with it faster[/b][/size][/i][/b] [b] [i][size=3][b]HORRENDOUS, DISGUSTING VILE PEOPLE[/b][/size][/i][/b] [b] [i][size=3][b]F*** schedules, they'll get to it when they feel like it.[/b][/size][/i][/b]

Still in Brum, according to the tracking, but still scheduled for delivery today. Is there a lag updating tracking info sometimes?

I just know you're all going to be disappointed. ha ha. Please bear in mind that a massive change in my world is taking the bridge cover off my Precison, for example... According to the tracking, it's still in flippin' Brum. *sulks*

[quote name='Kiwi' timestamp='1325759244' post='1487072'] WoT I think you might be hamming it up a little now. Mwah ha. [/quote] Ha... good guess, but no.

You must know a different Sue Ryder to me, Doc. The lassie I know is like a hoose end...

Hmmm... It's supposed to be delivered today, but as of 7.18am it has only made it as far as Birmingham... *drums fingers*

[quote name='Chris Horton' timestamp='1325716264' post='1486678'] What does "BBOT" mean ? [/quote] [i]Bent bit of tin[/i], aka. the classic Fender bridge. Despised by some, but they can be found at the business end of some of the greatest moments in the history of bass.

There's a thread on these already.. And a bonus comedy thread.

Just because.... [url="http://basschat.co.uk/topic/164033-the-fender-select-caption-competition/"]http://basschat.co.uk/topic/164033-the-fender-select-caption-competition/[/url]

'I'm sorry pet, but I [i]did[/i] ask them for a room with a Telly.'

For no other reason than 'just because'.. [url="http://www.fender.com/products/select"]Fender's new Select range[/url].

Maybe he's just realised that while he was up to no good with that lassie, his plate of beans'n'mash have got cold?

[quote name='Panamonte' timestamp='1325681421' post='1485973'] I'm amazed that no one has commented on the ludicrous publicity shot. What's that all about???!!! [/quote] To be fair the bloke is smoking a tab, which suggests he's done the decent thing before turning his attentions to the guitar.

Meh. They look like the Jap fotoflames.

A. Yes.