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I did achieve an action of 0.2mm on my old warrior 7 string... it's requires a hugely stable and absolutely dead perfect straight neck, but it played superbly. But this was a bit of an extreme, And only really possible because the neck was absolutely dead straight with a fresh fret job.

The chances of a free bass still being available a year after the post was put up is slim to none sir!

Such as the following: *******, *****, ******** and of course *******.

To be fair from looking at it there's every chance this thing started life as a child...

Just... what? I mean... unspeakable! Pure comedy and utter horraciousness! (I had to invent that word to describe this "bass"!!) https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F352327758507

Wrong sir! They are both in fact real guitars! There is an Andertons YouTube video featuring both of these being played and explaining the sale of them for charity. They exist!!!

Is it a gag? Looks legit to me! Well, they looks like real guitars (made by Andertons Skunkworks as the auction says). Being sold by Andertons eBay handle too... reckon they had these made to sell for charity.

Got a message back from him when I told him of his 'errors'... it basically said that he was selling the guitar for a friend that had passed away and didn't know anything about it, also claimed it had no makers mark despite it clearly saying Encore on the headstock! The man is more full of dump than Trump.

Lully bants chaps... just lully.

Average size instrument, the player was a borrower.

My pianus was violated by a sexaphone once... I had a 13 string bass a while ago (a Jon Letts build), took the pee out of myself everyday for it. Still got the jars of urine to prove it.

Looks like Chris Cardone to me, with an 8 string triplet Prat bass. I think... Gasping for a 10 string triplet version, buckeye top of course. As I recall Kalium made the strings for this beast... riddled with jealousy! Things like this should be mine... No denying the man has a powerful Tasche...

@PawelG Can sir tell us one of these jokes? (Awful I know). My best friend was diagnosed with Mioclonic (I think) Lukemia 8 or so years ago, he was only 20 at the time. Knocked us all back, but we still had a laugh at it because it makes him and us feel like it's all just part of our regular bants. We called him Skywalker for a good long while... Some wouldn't deal with it that way, we did. Made us all more comfortable and help raise morale in our dark way. He's been in remission for the last 4 years, a few hiccups here and there but he's doing good. It's a dangerous topic, so to affirm there is no genuine offense meant by any dark/possible inappropriate humour that comes forth from my mouth. I am but a simple man who finds humour in many things for good or for ill.