Cosmo Valdemar

Look at what happened last time they tried... it's like two basses accidentally got into the pod from The Fly and this came out the other end.

Keep On Rotting in the Free World - Carcass

Slash 'n' Burn - Manic Street Preachers

The Night Tide - Tom Robinson

Brain Stew - Green Day

Love Bomb - Blossom Toes

On Stranger Tides - Hans Zimmer

The Grand Parade of Lifeless Packaging - Genesis

Be Stiff - Devo

Odd Even - Cardiacs

Who is this mysterious "HW"? We don't all have Facebook...

Halfway Up The Downs - 3 Colours Red

Subdivisions - Rush

Maybe Tomorrow - The Iveys

The Flood - Kill II This

Naughty Man - Brian Pern

Free Ride - Edgar Winter

The Veal Thing - Faith No More

In my defence, the only time I spent there was gigging, I just struggled to click with the music scene and their architectural haircuts. I remember once, after a gig, I was wandering the streets of Leeds with a pizza when some frankly terrifying bloke came up to me and demanded some. Lord knows why but I told him to f-off. He laughed and hugged me, which was unexpected.

Back in my touring days (15-odd years ago) I always looked forward to going to Newcastle. We used to play Trillians and always had a great crowd. I never had any concern walking around the town after dark. I hated playing Leeds though, for reasons I can't quite fathom... I think it was the haircuts.

Anus Of Uranus - Klaatu

The Ballad of Sir Quentin Crisp - George Harrison

Working In The Coal Mine - Lee Dorsey

Tits - Sparks