[quote name='skankdelvar' post='746362' date='Feb 15 2010, 07:38 PM']"Amazing work, Inspector Hamster! How did you solve the mystery?" cried Captain Bexhill.
Hamster lit his pipe and settled back in the high-winged leather armchair. A quiet smile crossed his face.
"My dear Bexhill, it was obvious to the very meanest intelligence from the start of this sordid affair. I immediately knew it was one person masquerading as two separate individuals from the clues sprinkled liberally in my path".
Hamster leaned forward, jabbing his pipe at Bexhill to emphasise each point
"First - [i]no-one ever saw them both in the room at the same time[/i]. Secondly - [i]both Jimmy and Maddude were left-handed [/i]- I call your attention to the incident with the butter dish. Yet the postings were obviously the work of [i]a right handed man[/i]. A clever but futile distraction. Finally we come to the acrostic concealed in Maddude's RIP post. That was the clincher. Why not read it for yourself."
Bexhill furrowed his brow in concentration, his lips moving as he deciphered the simple code. Reaching the end, he sat back in his chair, a look of horror in his eyes.
"But! But!" he sputtered.
"Exactly so" rejoindered Hamster, ringing the bell for tea.
[i]And this is what Captain Bexhill read:[/i]
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