I have come to the conclusion that, apart from talent, to be a successful jazz or funk musician you need to have a really cool name/nickname.
For example:
William 'Bootsy' Collins, Rodney 'Skeet' Curtis, Robert 'Kool' Bell, Thelonius Monk, Pharaoh Sanders, Miles Davis, Dizzy Gillespie, Joseph 'Zigaboo' Modeliste, Jaco Pastorius, Tal Wilkenfeld, Ornette Coleman, James 'Blood' Ulmer, Wynton and Branford Marsalis, Duke Ellington, Charles Mingus, Chuck Mangione, Count Basie, Cannonball Adderley, Sonny Rollins, McCoy Tyner, Francis Rocco Prestia, Oscar Cartaya, Abe Laboriel, Jack DeJohnette, Tito Puente, Stanley Turrentine, Hugh Masekela, Chick Corea.
Not a duffer amongst them. I rest my case.