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[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][i]Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I noticed he had a bass branded T shirt on, so I said, “wow I love bass, do you play?”[/i][/font][/size][/font][/color][color=#323333][font=Arial][size=3]
[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][i]He said, "Yes." I said, "What do you play?" He said, "A Fender" I said, "Me, too! a J or P?" He said, "a P." I said, "Me, too! a 4 or a 5" He said, "4." I said, "wow me too, maple or rosewood?" He said, "rosewood." I said, "Me, too! Pick or Fingerstyle?"[/i][/font][/size][/font][/color][color=#323333][font=Arial][size=3]
[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][i]He said, "Mainly Fingerstyle." I said, "Me, too! Active or passive?" He said, "Passive" I said, "Me, too!, Do you play covers or originals" He said, "covers." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.[/i][/font][/size][/font][/color]