Having a Dingwall is a magnet for gearstalkers, especially when they've never seen fanned frets before. I had a bloke at a wedding a few weeks ago, I noticed him squinting at the bass all through the first set, then in the interval he sidled up and started a conversation; he was in a band, etc, etc, and I could see he was dying to talk about the Dingwall, but he was fairly drunk by this time and didn't want to look like he didn't know what he was on about. I was doing something else at the time, too, so I was able to string him along a bit:
GS: "....and so we play this sort of stuff too. Nice bass, by the way."
Me: "Thanks"
GS: "Is it hard to play?"
Me: "No, it's very light. About seven and a half pounds."
GS: "Right, right. And the, erm..."
Me: " The pickups? Very strong - it's passive, but it's as strong an output as any active I've had."
GS: "No, the whole....erm..." (starts to gesticulate up and down the neck)
Me: "Hmmm?"
GS: (clearly giving up) "Why are the frets all wonky?"