I cannot emphasise enough how much I appreciate all this effort you guys, Phil and Bill especially, have put into this quest of mine, but thanks again.
As I have 3 other gigable cabs, I think I'm going to do the 'tuba tube port' experiment, will order a port today (blue aran do them cheap as chips) , try it out, and post the results. Can I post a video with sound on here, just so you can all giggle at my playing, and the tuba sounds ?? !!
When all said and done, if I blow the speakers, I can then hunt for some new ones that will match my big deep bass trouser flappy desires in a shallow box that fits the boot of the car dreams !!