“You had a pink fender?!”
”yeah, for years! You really don’t pay attention to me do you? Pfft, typical. Pink fender - played half my gigs on it for the last ten years…”
”er…”
It wouldn’t work in this house.
Funnily enough, she wouldn’t allow me to have my kingbass on show.
”that thing, looks like a coffee table with bike parts stuck on. And where’s the head?!”