Well.
I’m mates with a local dealership manager.
”Trav, you still after a BBPH? One has turned up at our warehouse, the last one we’ll ever see, last one in the UK - be here on Tuesday if you want it”
”yup, deposit?”
”yup”
*pay deposit*
”All yours pal!”
“WAHOO!”
That was about 12.15
and at 14.29
”Trav…erm…yeah…warehouse f*cked up. Booked a customer repair in as new stock…there’s no BBPH, sorry…”
”Mint”
”yeah, refund?”
”yeah”.