I know some very fancy tricks acquired over a period of 27 years - all of which time should’ve been spent learning theory and sight reading, stuff like that.
So I sound like I really know what I’m doing but in reality I haven’t a foggy Feckin clue.
It’s like the kid at school who could juggle a football doing keepie-uppies etc but never signed for United.
but the bass version 🥴🥳