Timekeeping.
Dynamics.
Sense of Humour.
Tick tick metronome who can do quiet and loud at the right time and laughs at knob and fart gags.
write it up - I’ll have hundreds queuing around the block.
In fact, I already have him…he’s called max…
Well, I’ve just had a backpaid payrise…
Jenny has ringfenced the lot for Christmas…which, to be fair I don’t mind.
I will keep me eye on this while rummaging down the side of the couch