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Have You Got a Light Boy - The Singing Postman

I shall follow this advice with interest. I have never knowingly heard a single note of Dead music and I should put that right.

Oh FGS.

"Blind behind your huge dark glasses, You slipped a smile that could have killed a cat" Not exactly Shakespeare, is it?

Paint It Black - lucky pub band

Oh yes, I remember these guys. I bought Run Me Down purely on the strength of the bass..! Later donated it to a record-collecting mate who was trying to build a collection of every 2 Tone release and couldn't track down a copy of this.

Lights Out At Eleven - Baby Animals

Lucky Star - Madge

Nightmare - A7x

Tsunami - Manic Street Preachers

Break Like the Wind - Spinal Tap.

Burgled - John Powell

Wounded Knee - Nik Kershaw

Hot Rod Lincoln - Charlie Ryan

I'd heard Moloko's 'Pure Pleasure Seeker' before somewhere, but it took this advert to remind me how good it is.

Cold as Ice - Foreigner

Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting - Reg Dwight

Mmm. Crumble.

Toast - Streetband

That's a real pity, how long ago was that? I've seen them a couple of times, they were really cooking both times.

It was Cliff who ate all the biscuits, definitely not me. I saw him. No, these aren't biscuit crumbs all over my shirt. Honest.

I'm Lost - Olivia Addams

Without the humour.

It's quite telling how pretty much everything I ever read about Morrison contains phrases like "utter indifference to the audience", "contempt", "going through the motions", "cantankerous" and "miserable". Yes it infuriates the hell out of me too, for the same reasons. If he hates it/his fans so much, he should just pss off and leave the opportunities to people more deserving. Covidiot wnker.