Rich

I don't give a toss if people think I look boring or not. There are plenty of better looking people at the front who do the hamming-up for the crowd (and very well too). I'm happy to lurk at the back, in the Engine Room, locking it all down. I do try not to look miserable, but leaping around is not my cuppa char.

What I would really really like is a string that sounds exactly like a flat, but doesn't feel like one. I'd love some flat-sounding strings on my P bass -- I mean, what's not to love about the sound of a P with flats -- but I absolutely hate the feel of flats under my fingers. The smoothness is just ugh, it feels almost slimy and makes me want to wash my hands.

More Than a Woman - heeby Bee Gees

Yes, there is that tiny flaw...

The Lunatics Have Taken Over the Asylum - Fun Boy Three

Welcome Home - Peters & Lee sorry.

OK, I think this might be the first Fender bass to make me really sit up and take notice since the Roscoe Beck. A useful set of pickups and some interesting electrickery too. The only thing I don't like about this is the line, "currently only available in Japan". GuitarWorld article

The important thing for those at beginner level to know is: FAST ≠ GOOD. There are a million things that matter more than BPM.

I see your double and raise you...

Warm Leatherette - The Normal

If you can use a soldering iron, why not make your own? Using this as a basis, it'd be quite straightforward to put an FX loop switching thingy together. https://shop.pedalparts.co.uk/Blender_-_signal_mixer/p847124_8681943.aspx

bUt mY fReEze pEaCh!!1!!!

Yes, I do this too. Really does help to fill it out.

68 Guns - The Alarm TUUUNE 😎

Walkin' the Dog - Rufus Thomas

Shut Up - Madness

Yakety Yak - The Coasters

The Carnival Is Over - Boney M

Saturday Night Fish Fry - Louis Jordan

Higher and Higher - Judie Tzuke

Up the Junction - Squeeze

Eye of the Tigerrrrrr - Survivor

Oh Carol - Neil Sedaka